If a kid is bored then here are some fun jokes!
Q: Why did the surfer stop surfing?
A: Because the sea weed!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on the sand paper?
A: Rough Rough!
Q: How does an elephant get out of a tree?
A: He sits on a leaf and waits for it to fall!
Q: Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there are so many CHEETAHS!
Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a water-melon.
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves.
Q: Why didn't the dinosoar cross the road?
A: Roads did not exist that time!
Made by Arshida when she was 7-8
Dr Davids daughter